memo was circulated recently by the anonymous educational institute
next door to my workplace, concerning upcoming construction works that
apparently may be so disruptive as to cause, erm, significant issues of
a personal nature:
FOR YOUR INFORMATION:
...To confirm that scaffolding will be erected to the side of
(Anonymous) building, on the Service Road Exit ramp, on Wednesday 12
Repair work carried out on Thursday 13 April, and the Scaffolding dismantled and removed on Good Friday 14 April 2006....
The (Anonymous) Institute apologies for any incontinence caused while this necessary maintenance work is carried out.
Thank you for your assistance in this matter.