Conversation with the Water Man

Monday, January 09, 2006 10:56:24 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)

It's 8:40 a.m. The small boy is having a joyous breakfast of Cheerios and milk and bananas. The doorbell rings.

"We'll be turning off the water at about 9 o' clock to work on the water line leaks down on the corner. It'll be off for about seven hours."

"You've got to be kidding!"

Sympathetic smile.

"You don't have a 15-month-old, do you?"

"No." Small chuckle.

"Well, thanks..."

Then it's off to give the boy another chunk of banana (he's entirely un-trustworthy with the whole thing) while I start filling buckets. I might have to use the bathroom today! I might have to drink water! Who knows how long it's been since I watered the plants? They may expire before the water comes back on! What about scrubbing the showers and solid-surface floors? Finishing the laundry? Washing the windows? Running the dishwasher? Boiling a half-dozen eggs? Taking a bath? For that matter, taking a shower???

Well, I have one flush in each toilet (except the downstairs one, which already got used. Amazing, isn't it how you suddenly have to GO when you know you have a limit???) and two buckets of water downstairs and two (smaller) buckets of water on the main level, and two bottles of water in the fridge. And, barring any unforeseen troubles in the repair, only 5 more hours to go...

Monday, January 09, 2006 11:08:57 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
Do you still have a goodly supply of carbonated beverages stored in the garage? Perhaps a "cola flush" in the event of an emergency? Or maybe you could call Domino's and order a bunch of Coca-Cola branded water to get you through the hard times.

Anyway, at least they warned you. I recall one similar instance when similar work was being done in my neighborhood. I only found out when I turned on the shower and a blub or two of icky brown pipe scum plopped out. I called the water company, "oh yeah, they're working on it, should be fine in a day or two".
Monday, January 09, 2006 1:44:12 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
Egads.

Save the flushes for the "solids". Keep the lid down on everything else, and it should be fine.

Please, please tell me the line about the windows was a joke. You don't really find time to wash your windows with a toddler, do you??? I didn't even when I was SINGLE, let alone childless!
Tuesday, January 10, 2006 2:05:23 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
Sadly, bananas still have a long way to go before being classified as safe-to-eat-alone food. Thankfully it is no longer a clever styling gel as when Abbey was 1, but the squish between fingers is far too tempting.
Thursday, January 12, 2006 5:10:46 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
Bananas are far from the safe-to-eat-alone category, and I'm not talking about the Thiefling...

But banananananananananana sure is a fun word to say for said little guy.
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