A Study in Contrasts Part II

Tuesday, February 15, 2005 9:46:39 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)

I was going to write about all the awesome stuff I got on the shopping trip (silk, beads, braid...) until on a walk I saw perhaps the funniest pants observation ever...

Two young people were walking their dog. They appeared to be in a hurry.

The girl had the leash in one hand -- and the back of her pants in the other. She had to hold her pants up with the other. They were too tight, low-rise, tending to fall toward the glutes. So as she jogged across the street, she gripped the center back of her pants with one hand.

While she was trying to hold the pants up that didn't quite have enough, er, coverage, the boy with her was also holding up his pants as he, too, jogged across the street. His problem was the opposite. He didn't have the attention to details the girl had, so he gave his over-large pants a tug and then scampered on, the bulk of his pants falling further and further toward his knees. He, however, didn't seem concerned that the waistband of his pants -- yes, the belt loops -- began to show beneath the hem of his saggy t-shirt.

They were a perfect pair.

Friday, February 18, 2005 11:49:49 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
If only you'd gotten a picture!
Brian
Sunday, February 20, 2005 9:37:38 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
Believe me, the picture is emblazened on my retinas. If only I were an artist. Or had a little tiny spy camera...
Jenny
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