Great logic...

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 2:53:31 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)

Said upon leaving the carwash (where he didn't cry, though his brother did):

"Toys don't get scared. Because they don't have faces."

Everyone Retreat!!!

Saturday, October 27, 2007 7:02:44 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)

NO, that really wasn't me crying UNCLE, despite hours of sleep for two nights that could be counted on one hand (total), or despite the fact that it was 11 high-school girls, or despite the fact that just after supper on the second evening, the motor at the bottom of the well at the camp went out, leaving us without running water for the rest of the evening or the following morning. Or the fact that just after I built the most perfect campfire that would have yielded the best hot coals for making s'mores after flaming to glorious heights to make everyone happy, a huge boom of thunder followed some ominous rumbles, and by the time we'd spread out my fine logs in the fire pit and returned to the retreat center, it was raining, and my perfect fire had to be abandoned for a lame one in the fireplace inside that took about an hour to get going.

I was the third of three chaperones for our church's high school youth retreat this weekend (Thursday-Saturday). Our group consisted of 11 girls -- two high school juniors, one sophomore. Yeah. And eight freshmen -- our youth director Shelly and Pastor Heather. We drove 2 1/2 hours to a Lutheran camp near Angola.

The first rather amusing thing that showed these young ladies' characters was how they got settled in. We were divided into two rooms in a "duplex" style cabin -- self-dividing, some go here with Shelly, some go here with Pastor Heather and Jenny. Our girls proceded to spread out all across the cabin. Piles of bags and belongings scattered about. What? Making up the bed? We can do that at bedtime. I haven't talked to some of these girls since we got out of the car a minute and a half ago!
I stuck my nose into Shelly's side to ask a question and was startled at the difference. All the beds were made up, sleeping bags carefully spread across the bunks, possibly even tucked in on the edges, pillows carefully centered on the beds. What, did some of the moms come too? My cabin never got any better. Shelly's never got any worse.

I started to worry about how seriously some of these girls were going to take it. Several of them spent a lot of the ice-breaker time cutting up, asking silly questions, trying to make others laugh, but when we actually started the serious stuff, those were the girls who jumped right in. There was a question-and-answer time with some "super hero" Bible characters, and they did a great job finding out about Deborah, David, Timothy, Rahab, and Lydia. ("At her feet he sank, he fell; there he lay. At her feet he sank, he fell; where he sank, there he fell -- dead.") And others who didn't ask as many questions then came up with great observations.

They were ready for bed at lights out. I can assure you with all confidence of the veracity of the fact that they went right to sleep with no shenanigans or moaning. They didn't get up to do anything stupid. They didn't even snore, or talk more than one girl's single mumble. I know this for a fact because I did not choose to participate in the sleep activity. Yeah. Something about sleeping bags and camp cots -- even if you get the counselor bed that doesn't have a bunk. I am pretty sure I was asleep before 5 a.m. I was up at 7:26. Four minutes before my alarm would not wake anyone but those of us who were already awake (=Pastor Heather and me).

Friday included more sessions, great participation from the girls, and then the fun of Jenny's wilderness/survival activities. We divided the challenges into three stations: fire-building, shelter, and first-aid. The girls had some supplies and had to use what they had and what they could find. One girl even was willing to sacrifice her hair band for the fire-building cause (and gambled well, because she got it back unharmed). Only one volunteer "died" in the first aid challenge, her group mistaking heat exhaustion for hypothermia. Oops. All managed to make good shelters, which I wished I'd gotten to see. (I was supervising the fires.) Shelly took some pictures; if the church's email ever gets fixed, I'll have her send some.

Then we had a code challenge: each group had to hide a treasure (a baby food jar filled with Nerds) and then make a code that would allow another group to find it, but not too easily: if the finding group did so in less than five minutes, they would get bonus points. It was then that the chaperones decided to use our super powers for EVIL. One group innocently decided to hide their treasure in Shelly's pocket. Thus was born the idea to be spies. But we didn't have to work very hard at it -- another group proudly showed me their code -- a poem-clue -- and asked if I could guess where it was hidden. I did, and they worried it was too easy so they then made a terrific rebus-puzzle for it. The third group showed their clue to Shelly and me and challenged us to find it. Ah, it was like taking candy from babies... So we stole the prizes from their hiding places and then watched to see if the groups would solve the codes. (Turns out they didn't, but we took some captives anyway.) We also gave them the candy back and gave them points for cool codes -- all groups did a great job.

Shelly, Heather and I opted for quick showers before the afternoon session before supper. That ended up being a lucky choice, as a couple hours later the camp manager would come tell us that the pump was dead, a repair person wouldn't be available until 10 a.m. tomorrow, and there would be no water for showering, washing or flushing.

The storm that rained out our campfire allowed the girls to watch Veggie Tales inside while waiting to toast marshmallows. Then off to bed, and I chose to participate in the sleep activity on a limited basis. Ah, yes, and had to get up to go to the bathroom around 3:30. Since I wouldn't be able to flush anyway, AND since it was raining, I decided to do it the camp way. Took a lot less time. And wasn't as cold. Or as wet. :)

Clean-up of the cabins was as contrasting as settling in on Thursday night -- Shelly's side was packed, cleaned up, and ready to help with other clean-up before "some" members of my side were dressed. I'm not even kidding. But we got everything loaded into the cars before morning worship, then finished last bits after worship and headed for home.

The girls were great. Yeah, sleep wasn't so great, but, hey, it's only a couple nights. (And I got a nap when I got home, and will be going to bed very very very soon now.) And I was really pleased at how seriously the girls took the things we did. We had them write notes to themselves for Shelly to send them later, and they all really took time to do them. I don't think anyone scribbled anything down just to get done. Each girl had a jar with her name on it, and the girls were encouraged during the weekend to write encouraging thoughts to each person, and when they got into the cars to leave, we gave each girl her jar. My carload opened them immediately to read what the others had said. And no one's jar was sparsely filled -- and no one wrote mean or stupid stuff, either.

Yeah. I even told Pastor Heather I'd do it again.  

Another Joke

Monday, October 22, 2007 12:16:51 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)

(Thanks, Tim, for what you're teaching our kid...)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He wanted a PIZZA!

Later...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He wanted some chicken nuggets with his PIZZA.

A Local Day

Sunday, October 21, 2007 12:04:53 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)

Yesterday I played the role of the small-town resident. After a morning meeting at the Prairie, I dropped off a newsletter to be printed, and then, since the boys were with Daddy, decided to do a little shopping -- in my own downtown.

My first stop was the Noblesville Antique Mall, which this time, had items I wanted.

The Dunce almost got a "vintage" Noble Roman's Monster pitcher -- orange plastic, complete with feet -- except that I was concerned that in their new home, the Dunces may not have a suitable place for displaying it properly. (Dunce, if you think perhaps it would go perfectly in just the right spot, let me know; it might still be there if I go back.) I did find what I thougt to be a terrific Christmas gift for him. Yes. I'm shopping for gifts. Hey. I don't get out much to a place like this without kids.

The gift I found for Mrs. Dunce was actually at the same place as Mr. Dunce's, which made it easier for the person with the keys to the case. Now you know they're amazingly expensive items, being displayed in a locked case!

Once I was finished with that -- with a few oldey-timey photos because I like them so much -- it was off for lunch at the Logan Street Marketplace (a chicken curry sandwich and pasta salad) with a hot chocolate from Noble Coffee & Tea (conveniently located next door, with an entry between the two). Umm, yumm all around.

I visited the Logan Village Mall and wandered about -- there was one booth with a ton of cute little Christmassy things that I would never have a place for -- and saw one of my former Prairie youth friends and at least said hello.

Then I popped into The Wild for some nephew-shopping. No, not buying nephews. But Jonathan and Andrew MIGHT be getting presents from said store for Christmas...

I felt quite proud of myself for patronizing the fine businesses in our downtown. It was fun, the weather was nice, and I found some good stuff.

Your gift opportunity

Friday, October 19, 2007 9:37:24 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)

Brought on by greed... sort of:

For my loyal readers:

By the end of the calendar year, I will send a tangible, physical gift to each of the first five people to comment here. The catch? Each person must make the same offer on her/his blog.

Right. Slow down on the greed and realize that you have to make the offer, too. :)

Angela, if you comment, does that mean you have to run it again on your blog??? :)

So, hurry around and comment. and make the offer to everyone you love.

Overheard in the family room

Wednesday, October 17, 2007 11:44:17 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)

The dumpster's in the there
The dumpster's in the there
Hi-ho-the Derrière
The Dumpster's in the there

 

Knock Knock

Tuesday, October 16, 2007 9:37:30 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Apple!

Apple who?

Apple BOY!

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Yes, Mark told that one from start to finish. Could you tell? The next person to make fun of me for my "baby didn't see the light" punchline is in trouble...

The B-R-B-L-E

Monday, October 01, 2007 6:37:27 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)

Yesterday during Sunday School I had to retrieve a teacher from Mark's class for a quick skit in church. When I peeked in, I saw Mark in the circle with the other children singing a song, his hands in front of him, side-by-side, palms up, fingers curled up, and I suspected he was making the familiar "Bible" motion.

So later, I asked him what song he sang with his hands like that.

In a slightly tuneless form, he sang:

The B-R-B-L-E
Yes That's the book for me
I stand alone on the Word of God
The B-R-B-L-E!

Then there was a little poem about the Bible verse, which I don't remember, but which he also nailed. (There was no spelling involved.)

Hurray! Mark is learning Sunday School songs! Thank you, Mrs. Day!